STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! >:C
22 years old and my hobbies are patroling and striking fear in all no good do-ers.... Beware BADDIES! I'M WATCHING YOU! >:( .....Always......speciesHuman gendermale lovesSci-Fi1submissions1,261page views35comments received926comments posted2,181profile views groups
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Matsufubu? I have a question for you? How would you like to join me and travel the Sofurry Universe with me as a fellow Bounty Hunter and kick Criminal Scum's ASS?!!! Do your part! Kick some Criminal ass! And heres my Transport now?! Your welcome to come aboard if you want? This is one of my many friends! Behold!! The Super Transport Bug!! http://starshiptroopers.wikia.com/wiki/File:Super_Transport1.png
Hay Matsufubu? Would like to join me and hunt down some criminal scum? I've seen a hole lot of criminal scum around lately and I know just were to find them! By the way? While I was in Rob Swiftclaw's dimension! I saw a hell of a lot of Criminal Scum Bags there! *Hands him a list of all of the Criminal Scum in Rob Swiftclaw's universe! This is what's on it?/1#.Dr.Manfred Munchen,2#.Lord Vetle, And more! Do your part! Kick some Criminal Ass with me! Wadda you say? Ooh?! By the way Dr.Manfred called you a powerless hero wanna be! Are you just gonna take that or are you gonna kick his Evil Fug-Ugly Ass?!
*Left a message for him on his answering machine!* This is Raymond Dahl. Sorry for the huge mess we left you? You might want to through out your couch because one of my Warrior Bugs through up on it and accidently melted have of it with his vomit? If you get this message? Call this number? (1800-OM-1) and the Great Behemecoatyl /AKA The God Bug will take your call and foreword it to my Transport Bug Vai Telepathy? Thank you! * Please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon?*
*Gets drunk as hell and crashes his Mobile Infantry TAK Fighter into Matsufubu's house when he's not home and survives the crash!! Comes crawling out of the crashed TAK Fighter and throughs up on Matsufubu's Welcome Mat! The only other thing to survive the crash!! And then passes out!!*
*Wakes up and says!* Dude that my copilot your talking to?! I'm underneath him?!! I'm the one you want to talk to here?!! Not Zander Bug?!! The names Raymond M.A. Dahl and I'm the pilot of this TAK Fighter?!! Would you do me a little favor ......GET ZANDER BUGS FAT ALIEN ARACHNID ASS OFF OF ME!!!!!!! And by the way? He's still out cold?!! *pulls out his cell phone and calls his Transport Bug to come pick him and Zander Bug up!* My Transport Bug will be here very soon to pick me up so please don't freak out when you see him coming okay?!!