Girl: "What about you there?"
Girl: "You don't say much, do you?"
Me: "... i like to set things on fire."
Girl: "Oookaaaaay... ... ..."
Well, i've decided to take a moment of peace and write a proper profile, as opposed to my usual incoherent ramblings. Yeah - i change and update my profile a lot. Studies suggest that makes me a narccissist.
*checks* Wrong. Ima pokemon. ^_^
Terra, at your disposal. *tips hat*
(Wait, where did this hat come from? Has someone been editing my avatar? Suspect foul play, i do...)
I do have a long list of useless facts about myself and my suspiciously mediocre life that i could copy and paste here, but you really don't give two fucks about ninety percent of the content on that list, do you? So i'll just leave in the juicy stuff, kay? Even if "juicy" is a bit of an overstatement... like i said - mediocre life.
I'm bipolar and likely attention defecit, although that seems to be the "default mental setting" of all writers nowadays. Suddenly us true crazies are washed up in a sea of posers who think being weird makes them special. You're as special as an australian in the paralypics. Nobody's going to argue, but you're still going to get sceptical stares.
(Australia, I have made my move as a Kiwi. i eagerly await your response, comrade. ^^)
i leap and bounce around from one side of sanity to the next. Sometimes I explode into random idiocy when i feel things aren't fun enough, and I begin shouting every thought that comes to mind. Sometimes i can settle down enough to form coherent thoughts. It depends how i feel.
Well anyway, let's lighten everything up a bit. I'll try to stop acting creepy.
My hobbies include playing video games and writing. i also enjoy an hour's cycling on the occasion.
Despite my outwardly violent nature, i'm actually a pacifist, and my violence extends no further than rough playfulness. I like to play, and i like to play rough ; ). I enjoy "assassinating" my friends on occasion by jumping on their backs and tackling them to the ground, stabbing them with my imaginary knife. Sometimes i kick out their legs and headlock them, leaving them hanging backwards against me as i stab them.
I'm often shy, and i have a crippling fear of strangers. However, when i know i'm in control of a situation i change in an instant and become the "all-knowing master of everything". I've only ever had one girlfriend and we broke up after a week. I've never been on a date either. Despite this, i consider myself a closet romantic. Sometimes i see girls with their boyfriends and i think "i could treat her better than that." i then drift off into distant fantasies of how i would treat said person better than "said other". Pretty sad, huh?
I'm not outspoken, but i have firm beliefs that i keep to myself. As for religion, i'm agnostic. I will never change myself for religion. Religion will suit how i like to live my life, or religion can find another host to manifest in.
I am next to impossible to offend. I often like to google troll sites and anti-furs so i can read their hateful comments and laugh. I find trolling hilarious, for some reason. Likewise, know that i'll never intentionally insult you. When i post seemingly-insulting comments and PMs, the joking tone tends to lag...
On the opposite end, i tend to become bashful when complimented. If i ever reply to you in french (a habit i've picked up), you've oficially flattered me.
Online, i'm social enough. I answer every PM i recieve, and i'm not often one to deny requests or invitations of any kind. Really - i take no convincing at all, whatsoever. ^^
I've never RPd. Ever - though it's something i've found myself curious of. I've avoided them mainly due to my unreliable internet connection, though now that i have broadband i'm rethinking the possibility...
Anyway - to finish off, i write about Pokemon mainly, but i like to do any kind of work that piques my interest. Dragons, Foxes and wolves are my faves, but something weird and different will certainly interest me too.
So hey - if you're bored, drop me a line. I lieks to chat. it lets me analyze your speech pattern and assimilate your social skills. ^^
I'm a realistic optomist - so i'll say while i would happily trade a story for art, i'm probably thinking wishfully. Let's face it - who's going to give ME something to write a story? Maybe i'll come to it in time when i make for of a name for myself, but hey - wishful thinking's what keeps hope strong, eh? ^_^
"So one time this husky sucked on my toe. Was badass."
Well - it's official. I'm eighteen.
Now all the dirty little pictures and stories on my hard drive are actually there LEGALLY. Oh joy... * sighs *
... eh. Feels wierd.
Well - there goes my rebellious youthful spirit. I think I'm gonna go get drunk, watch porn and... fuck, idunno - invest in something maybe... what is it mature people do these days?
Short journal is short, and totological comment is totological.