Year 1-3: Evolution's Gate
Year 4-7: Forever Legendary
Year 7 1/2: Mew's Christmas Carol
Year 8: Forever Legendary (Extra chapter)
Year 10: The Human Species
Right, that's it. Go read 'em!
Why are you still here? You're expecting way too much if you think this profile's going to be an entertaining read. SHOO!
... My name? Unimportant. Let's just go with 'whatever'. Now that we have that awkwardly obvious statement out of the way, GO! Come on! Alright, let me tell you a bit about myself, but then you've seriously got to lay off.
* Interests: Music and training at the gym... Not to mention movies and games! O shiz, I just did! :D
* Favourite movie: A Nightmare Before Christmas... I even liked it before it (and I) became cool!
* Favourite genre of music: Good Music. Genre matters not... If you ask me, "Good Music" is an overlooked genre
* Favourite style of writing: That scribble with what them pencils 'n stuff, uhhhh ugh argh
* Favourite game: Final Fantasy VIII and Zelda: Ocarina of Time
* Favourite gaming platform: The floor. Although, the couch is a close contender...
* Personal Quote: .....
* Favourite band or musician: Kayak, Blind Guardian, Yes... Uh, The Who... And, like, 50 others.
Anyway, I doubt I'll find anyone in this place. But if I do, we can strike up a conversation, get a drink sometime, listen to some music, collaborate a story, earn millions, move in together...
... And then, of course, spend millions, create solo careers, try to write music even though we can't, enter alcoholics anonymous and then never talk to each other again. Wait, why did I check 'casual', again?
... Uh, now stop reading my profile info and go read something of actual worth! Like, one of my sto... I mean, my latest sto... Fine, let's face it - You'd be better off sticking with Poe.
This is Zoroark, reaching you personally through the ARPANET. I have noticed growing concerns among you humans regarding our so-called "revolution". There is no need to worry! We bear neither hostile intentions nor ill will towards humans.
In fact, we plead to you for help! There are those among you who would wish for nothing more than to experiment upon us like cattle! You may think of us as happy, simple beings that enjoy nothing more than a good fight, but we are far more complicated than appearances let on. We too have dreams, families, responsibilities... Yet still, they mean nothing when those of us a tad "too strong" are shipped off towards enslavement or certain death. Why is it that you allow these people to treat us so carelessly? For centuries we Pokémon have co-existed with humanity, do not let your own fears of the unknown shatter our sacred trust!
Although I am constantly occupied with protecting my brothers and sisters from this injustice, I shall occasionally return...