Happy Government Conspiracy Day! XD
The day where romance blooms and babies should be procreated. The day where those who are in a relationship should further it, those who aren't are encouraged to get in one.
Follow the social norms!
This is the day where the weak are weeded out, for those who aren't in a relationship become depressed. This holiday (and all who are in a relationship) laugh at the lonely people. Why aren't you in a relationship? Because you FAIL! Now be gone with you!
Also; the day boost candy/flower sales! Forgot to get something? Have no fear, Hallmark's got your back!
XD Sorry...this 'holiday' makes me chuckle to no end...
Have a good one I guess...well atleast have a good day!