Yea, I know it sounds really odd to be so up front about it, but I think that it's fair you know right off the bat. I'm an asshole. I can't help it. It's just my nature. I jerk around with people and kid and say horrible things about what I'd like to do to their genitals...it's all very unbecoming of a gentleman. I don't hate anybody, though. I just do jerky sorts of things on occasion and make a reference here or there or just say the truth in the middle of the chatroom and get lots of angry messages for it.
"Yes, you're fat and you're the only person to blame." "Stop bitching about it in chat, you're obviously just looking for pity." "That was the worst RP post I have ever read and Kipling just turned over in his grave."
You get the idea. Honesty is the best policy. I always avoid absolutes, though. Anyway, I'm a hyena. And we get SUCH a bad rap. We're not really bad at all. Yea, we have a much looser definition of "food" than most people do, yes we consider musk as a replacement for a nametag. I promise you that it would most certainly do you some good to ask around.
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I don't mind RPing at all, but normally if I want something I'm the one going to get it. I'm the kind of guy that has lots of initiative. I'll certainly be out and about trying what I can do to get things I think I may like or bed people that I fancy. And let me tell you, if you haven't had Hyena you are in for a treat. It's just great. The best there is. Fantastic. You won't be able to walk for...well, during, that's a given.
...and that's about it. Want to know more? Chat chit away. When I'm around I don't mind talking at all.
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