T-that's not true! It's total family orientated! And if some young pups happen to see any illicit acts going on after dark...the staff will just explain to them that this is how families get started. :D
Eh... the general public would have your head for that if you posted it up on the newspaper... but since you're going to send it out, I think it's more or less acceptable. ^^ It'll definitely point out the exotic nature of such a hotel, and probably repel the kinds of people you don't want (being a good thing. XD)
And plus, one huge rule about advertising (and I've taken a college advertising class) is that sex sells. This, my friend, will sell!
Who reads the newspaper anymore? We go with the digital age of linking our website with personal online dating websites and the such. Also by law I am within my rights to show such material since no explicit material can be seen, aren't custom made towels fun? ;) Also our hotel is very child friendly, we have cub masters and boy/girl scouts around for educational purposes as well when parents need a break.