20 Feb 2012

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Posted 20 Feb 2012 09:38
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Every time I write a journal I always forget a few things. So I figured I'd compile the scraps and tidbits then make a makeshift journal. Although.. I'm still forgetting to add something.. I know I am! Dang it...   (This is link heavy; sorry to the guys will slow internets. lol But it's worth it, I swear.)

I was told to post this here because it's so funny. I agree. :)  Thank you for convincing me to post this.

Geese by MountainWulf

If it quacks like a duck
And moos like a moose
It must be a goose

That was a poem I made many months ago. I still laugh when I read it. I hope you did as well.

A while ago a friend of mine was having troubles and I was doing my best to help him. Apparently he didn't think I was doing a good job. He sent me this video. It turns out I was doing the exact same thing as the doctor in this helpful educational film. Word for word. I have been doing this for years before I saw the video. I still agree with the doctor. You'd have to be insane not to. So the next time you hear me say, "Stop it!" when you have a silly problem; know that I am backed up by a national institution. Also, I'm always right anyways.

Most of you guys seem to not care for my music favs. Lady Gaga, Blondie, Kesha, Katie Melua, David Bowie, Carpenters, Abba, Queen, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton etc. I love a ton of songs. Can't list em all. But I hope you will take a listen to this british artist and give all three songs a chance. There were ten I wanted to post. I did it my best and cut it back to three. But if you like em, look up more of her stuff. She has a few different styles. All astounding.

I had to add this at the last minute. Look at the top comments for it. I thumbs up'd em. XD You guys would hate yourselves if you went through life never hearing this even once, right? It's ok, you can love yourselves now. :)

I was told I'm a tease. I should be sad or ashamed. I should stop. But for some sick reason.. It makes me giggle a lot and want to do it more! Not that I ever did it on purpose before mind you. ;)  Put this here because I had to know. So who else thinks I'm a tease? Because I didn't know I was doing it at all. I swear!

Not many of you know about my dog Lucky. Well, he's not so lucky after all. I was warned that was a cursed name.. I should have listened. But it fit him perfectly. Guess I know why now. Anyhow, I'm getting rid of him. Only dog I've ever had to get rid of. And I'm the best with animals. All of them. But this dog is straight up, retarded. I mean, I have a pile of moldy bricks in the back yard that has shown more intelligence then this dog. I think it's an insult to the mentally handicapped to call this dog retarded.. I could go on all day about his faults. Everything he can do wrong he does. But I'd still love him even then. But all of a sudden he's taken to fear peeing and pooping in the house.

That's the one thing I won't tolerate. Not even a little bit. I'm sorry his old owner beat him and screwed him up, but I'm not cleaning his poop up of the floor anymore. I can't fix him. The only pet I've ever failed. It tears me up. But he's hurting Ravage and he's very old. He's been limping for a month because he literally bowls him over. Twelve year old dogs are not meant to somersault. :(  That and my room mate had been bitching about him non stop since I got him. He's made me hate myself for taking pity on the tard in the first place. And he's made me hate Lucky as much as I hate him every time he brings up Lucky. Lord, as bad as the dog is, he's not responsible for a fourth of what my room mate blames him for. *sigh* ok Ranting, back on track.

So he's hurting my dog, he's pissing my room mate off and I have to clean up Ravage's puke several times a day to the point I want to cry every time I find it. I'm just not adding numbers one and two to what I have to clean. Ravage is sick, he can't help himself. Lucky can help himself. He's two years old. Dog's aren't supposed to revert back like this in potty training..

Lucky is just needing a female owner. Apparently the old owner that beat him was a guy. So he should be fine with a women that can jog with him or has kids. You guys want a retarded dog? Let me know. He'll come with a leash.

*sigh* ......

Been so busy I've only been on my xbox once in a couple weeks. :o I know. I feel like I have withdrawal. It hurts where I can't itch.. lol But I have been playing lots of diablo 2 on my computer. I'm going to play co op with Jayce (Yay) once I beat the game. XD So if anyone wants to talk about diablo stuff, I'd totally be up for that conversation.

Well, the circle of my life sucks. A couple of months ago I was more depressed then I have been in years. I finally got over it and have been happier then I have been in a long time. Small ups, big downs. Big ups, bigger downs. Now I feel myself getting all needy. I do that before the cycle repeats itself. So I know it's coming. I'll fight it. It'll win. I'll feel worse then dead. I'll get more good poetry out of it. Not that I'd ever share it. Too horrid. Then I'll slowly get better. The depression always outlasting the happiness, no matter how hard I fight it. So round and round my world goes. Where it goes.. *sigh* When it stops, nobody knows....

Fleurdelacet 2 years ago 0
Your randomness is quite amusing.^^
I very much enjoyed reading this journal, though I am sorry about the dog.
Let me know what you decide to do with him.

NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Well I'm glad you think so. :p I'm just glad you enjoyed the music so much. :D

You want him? He's sweeter then honey.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Adding this like forty minutes after posting the journal. Just thought of it. Had to share. Because I'm so epicly right. Captain Kirk or Picard. Easy. Picard beats Kirk any day of the week. But what few know, Janeway rough rides both of them with a huge strap on. XD roflmao

Lets not forget the honorable mentions for Captain Sisko. Almost as good as Picard. Definitely beats Kirk. Except in the movie 'Generations'. Kirk was good in that. But still trumped by Picard

(I thought of this while listening to 'White and nerdy' by Weird Al. He needs to be on my list of fav music artists btw..)

I am right. Period. Don't bothering arguing on this. PERIOD!
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
OMG I LOVED THAT!! XD Picard is a legend. Everyone must know. Make it so.
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
Okay, Picard is pretty epic, but sometimes he's a little too... I don't know... "goody-goody" for my tastes. I like Kirk cause he does what he needs to do to keep his crew alive, including bending the rules if he has to. I seem to remember an episode where Picard almost killed everyone on the ship because he wanted to communicate with some kind of nano-bot type creatures. Janeway's voice makes it so I can't take her seriously. lol Honestly though... she sounds like a munchkin.

Sisko better than Kirk? I... I don't even know you any more...
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Sisko is even with Kirk I suppose. I'll be diplomatic enough to give you that one. But no way does Kirk beat Picard. There were a lot of times Kirks bending the rules was a good thing, I agree with that. But Picard did things by the book and still got the job done. He bent the rules a few time himself when he absolutely had to.

Lets not forget, Kirk almost killed his crew every single week. He did it just to score alien boobs too.

What the F is wrong with her voice?!? BAD! You're just a hater. That's all it is. You can't take a woman in a man's position. >:p lol
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
I guess I just have a thing for the roguish types.

Well, he was tasked to... "go where no man has gone before".

Okay, I'm not kidding. Next time you watch Voyager close your eyes and listen to her voice. You'll swear you're watching the Wizard of Oz.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
I've never noticed it before. I like her voice. I better not start thinking that when I listen to her next or I'm going to be so mad at you. :p
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
You will, and I apologize ahead of time.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Sisko is even with Kirk I suppose. I'll be diplomatic enough to give you that one. But no way does Kirk beat Picard. There were a lot of times Kirks bending the rules was a good thing, I agree with that. But Picard did things by the book and still got the job done. He bent the rules a few time himself when he absolutely had to.

Lets not forget, Kirk almost killed his crew every single week. He did it just to score alien boobs too.

What the F is wrong with her voice?!? BAD! You're just a hater. That's all it is. You can't take a woman in a man's position. >:p lol
novastar 2 years ago 0
that poem. changed my life. and that's how I know how sad my life is. lol ;P good journal, and good links. I don't really have a problem with the song artists you mentioned there, though I cannot tolerate Lady Gaga. she was only mediocre to me at first, but now her songs are force fucked into my ears over the work radio every single day. when my brothers stupid wife comes by the house singing that rubbish, I want to throw powdered glass into her eyes. okay, random violent urges...falling, falling...gone.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
YAY Did it make you laugh?? :D

Dang, you really really hate her. They never ever play her here in the bible belt. Maybe you should drop the scenery and move here after all. lol You'll love weird al ripping her a new one in this then:

XD He so funny!
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
I'm so sorry... that's why I don't listen to pop stations. I love GaGa, but she's played so much that people end up hating her. Makes me sad.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Seriously, they Never play her here. :(
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
2) Either that or a good slap solves any problem. Sometimes you need both.

3) I love most of the music you like... except Kesha... eww. You need to share more music with me! Those songs are awesome, especially the last one. I love hearing new music.

5) You so totally are... but I'm just as sick as you, cause I don't want you to stop.

6) I'm sorry about that. That's too bad, but you have to put you and your other pets first. If he's hurting Ravage then he needs to go.

7) Well at least that makes me feel less bad about not being on. I haven't played Skyrim since the last time we talked on there. Oh, and I just got the staff in Diablo, now I just need the last part... whatever it is, I can't remember.

8) Well whatever you do don't stop talking to people. You do that when you get all depressed. Even if you don't want to post on here, at least talk to me or someone else. I've said it before, but I'll say it again, I'm completely willing to listen to all your problems. Dump as much as you want on me. I might not know what to say, but I can at least listen, and I know from experience that talking about it makes you feel better. Just getting it out helps. I hate seeing you sad, and I'll do anything I can do to help.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
Oh yeah.. I love slapping people! lol Not really.

I'm glad you like my taste in music. :) (I don't like most of Kesha's newest stuff myself) I'm super glad you liked sophia's music. I can't stop listening to her over and over again. :D

Eeeeee! XD lol

ugh Yeah.. But it still makes me very sad. Stupid dog!

You still need to play mister! Don't make me duct tape the controller to your hands. It's the head piece, in the snake pit. Then you can go to the arcane sanctuary!! :D YAY

Ugh ok... Fine, I will. Well, I'll try. :p *hug*
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
Seriously, most of the time you show me a new artist I love them.

Meh, I'll play eventually... someday... maybe.

No, you will! Don't make me get out the razor studded dildo!
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
I just found a new gay song with my name sake. Want to hear it?

O_O Grrrr..

OK You need to stop chasing me around with that thing! Someday you'll poke an eye out. Or worse! :o
Jayce M 2 years ago 0

U mad?

Or worse? What's worse?
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0
lol You sent it to me silly.

Not at all. But if you don't play it and love it, I may bite. :D

Poking something much more loved than an eye...
Jayce M 2 years ago 0
Oh, that one. lol

Well now I'm torn.

Nose? That's it.
NicodemusMountainWulf 2 years ago 0


Yeah, that too. You only get so many..