Every time I write a journal I always forget a few things. So I figured I'd compile the scraps and tidbits then make a makeshift journal. Although.. I'm still forgetting to add something.. I know I am! Dang it... (This is link heavy; sorry to the guys will slow internets. lol But it's worth it, I swear.)
I was told to post this here because it's so funny. I agree. :) Thank you for convincing me to post this.
Geese by MountainWulf
If it quacks like a duck
And moos like a moose
It must be a goose
That was a poem I made many months ago. I still laugh when I read it. I hope you did as well.
A while ago a friend of mine was having troubles and I was doing my best to help him. Apparently he didn't think I was doing a good job. He sent me this video. It turns out I was doing the exact same thing as the doctor in this helpful educational film. Word for word. I have been doing this for years before I saw the video. I still agree with the doctor. You'd have to be insane not to. So the next time you hear me say, "Stop it!" when you have a silly problem; know that I am backed up by a national institution. Also, I'm always right anyways.
Most of you guys seem to not care for my music favs. Lady Gaga, Blondie, Kesha, Katie Melua, David Bowie, Carpenters, Abba, Queen, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton etc. I love a ton of songs. Can't list em all. But I hope you will take a listen to this british artist and give all three songs a chance. There were ten I wanted to post. I did it my best and cut it back to three. But if you like em, look up more of her stuff. She has a few different styles. All astounding.
I had to add this at the last minute. Look at the top comments for it. I thumbs up'd em. XD You guys would hate yourselves if you went through life never hearing this even once, right? It's ok, you can love yourselves now. :)
I was told I'm a tease. I should be sad or ashamed. I should stop. But for some sick reason.. It makes me giggle a lot and want to do it more! Not that I ever did it on purpose before mind you. ;) Put this here because I had to know. So who else thinks I'm a tease? Because I didn't know I was doing it at all. I swear!
Not many of you know about my dog Lucky. Well, he's not so lucky after all. I was warned that was a cursed name.. I should have listened. But it fit him perfectly. Guess I know why now. Anyhow, I'm getting rid of him. Only dog I've ever had to get rid of. And I'm the best with animals. All of them. But this dog is straight up, retarded. I mean, I have a pile of moldy bricks in the back yard that has shown more intelligence then this dog. I think it's an insult to the mentally handicapped to call this dog retarded.. I could go on all day about his faults. Everything he can do wrong he does. But I'd still love him even then. But all of a sudden he's taken to fear peeing and pooping in the house.
That's the one thing I won't tolerate. Not even a little bit. I'm sorry his old owner beat him and screwed him up, but I'm not cleaning his poop up of the floor anymore. I can't fix him. The only pet I've ever failed. It tears me up. But he's hurting Ravage and he's very old. He's been limping for a month because he literally bowls him over. Twelve year old dogs are not meant to somersault. :( That and my room mate had been bitching about him non stop since I got him. He's made me hate myself for taking pity on the tard in the first place. And he's made me hate Lucky as much as I hate him every time he brings up Lucky. Lord, as bad as the dog is, he's not responsible for a fourth of what my room mate blames him for. *sigh* ok Ranting, back on track.
So he's hurting my dog, he's pissing my room mate off and I have to clean up Ravage's puke several times a day to the point I want to cry every time I find it. I'm just not adding numbers one and two to what I have to clean. Ravage is sick, he can't help himself. Lucky can help himself. He's two years old. Dog's aren't supposed to revert back like this in potty training..
Lucky is just needing a female owner. Apparently the old owner that beat him was a guy. So he should be fine with a women that can jog with him or has kids. You guys want a retarded dog? Let me know. He'll come with a leash.
Been so busy I've only been on my xbox once in a couple weeks. :o I know. I feel like I have withdrawal. It hurts where I can't itch.. lol But I have been playing lots of diablo 2 on my computer. I'm going to play co op with Jayce (Yay) once I beat the game. XD So if anyone wants to talk about diablo stuff, I'd totally be up for that conversation.
Well, the circle of my life sucks. A couple of months ago I was more depressed then I have been in years. I finally got over it and have been happier then I have been in a long time. Small ups, big downs. Big ups, bigger downs. Now I feel myself getting all needy. I do that before the cycle repeats itself. So I know it's coming. I'll fight it. It'll win. I'll feel worse then dead. I'll get more good poetry out of it. Not that I'd ever share it. Too horrid. Then I'll slowly get better. The depression always outlasting the happiness, no matter how hard I fight it. So round and round my world goes. Where it goes.. *sigh* When it stops, nobody knows....